I've been keeping track of funny things the kids say in a word document. I thought I better finally put them on the blog, before I have a whole novel! Kids are so funny.
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| Isaiah - 5 years old |
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| Luke - 2 years old |
Isaiah: "Anytime someone mentions mac 'n cheese or corn dogs, I get really excited."
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Luke: "Isaiah! Tackle me!"
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Isaiah while watching the Cincinnati Bengals football team: "They must be the Tiggers!"
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There was a meeting at 6pm and I wasn't sure if I wanted to go or not. I ended up going. After I left
Isaiah told Daddy: "It's a good thing mommy left because now we can have boy night."
Daddy: "What do we do on boy night?"
Isaiah: "Watch movies and eat ice cream."
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Isaiah's "best friend" from the neighborhood invited him over to play x-box and Isaiah happily told his friend
he'd be over after his snack...at which point, Andrew and I vetoed the whole plan because we don't know our neighbors that well and we are a little anti-x-box. During dinner we tried to explain to Isaiah the importance of playing outside and learning how to read before we let him play any computer games (that's what we're saying for now...once he learns how to read, I'll have to come up with a better excuse for why computer games are prohibited in this household).
In any case, I told Isaiah that when I was little, we didn't have a TV in our house, nor computers. I played outside all the time.
He asked: "Did you play with your friends?"
I said: "No, I didn't have any friends, I played with my brothers." (Meaning that after school, my friends went home and I went home and played with my brothers.)
Isaiah said: "Mommy, I didn't know you didn't have any friends...I have LOTS of friends!"
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The other day Luke was playing outside with a neighbor kid who was not quite 2 years old and his older sister. When it was time to come inside, the boy's older sister took Luke's tractor toy away from her little brother so that Luke could have it back.
As Daddy was walking inside with Luke, Luke asks his Daddy: "Why is the boy crying, Daddy?"
Andrew told him he was crying because he wanted to play with the tractor toy. Luke stops in the doorway, thinks for a second, then runs back to the little boy and gives him the tractor. He runs back to Andrew in the doorway with a huge smile on his face.
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Isaiah was randomly talking about India.
Andrew asked him: "Where's India?"
Isaiah: "I don't know."
Andrew: "It's far across the ocean, near China."
Isaiah: "I want to go to China."
Andrew: "Why?"
Isaiah: "Because I like that sweet red sauce."
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Mommy: "I want to go to a forest, but I don’t know where there is one."
Isaiah: "Well, then you should go to the GPS, and type in: 'Where is a forest?'"
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Luke is having a bedtime snack. Banana bread and milk. While he’s eating, Daddy is asking him questions:
Daddy: “What’s your name?”
Luke: “My name is….”
Daddy: “My name is Lukey.”
Luke keeps eating.
Daddy: “Luke, how old are you?”
Luke: “Uh, uh, ……..let me eat” (puts banana bread he dunked in milk into his mouth.
Daddy: “Lukey, how old are you?”
After taking another bite Luke says: “I gotta eat my food.”
Haha, gee, Daddy, let the boy eat!
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I gave Luke a scrap piece of yarn to keep him occupied while I was knitting. He took it happily and went off to play. A little while later I noticed he had something in his mouth.
Mommy: “Lukey, what’s in your mouth? …Yarn? Icky! Take it out!”
Luke: “It’s spaghetti…I think.”